We got a nice backyard. It's got lotsa stuff growin'. Everyone likes it. Even little black animuls. Dad says they're "skwerlz". I like to chase skwerlz. But they run up trees away from me.


Some times I like to help out my Mom and clean the fridge. When I was little one time my Dad closed the fridge door while I was cleaning. It was cold and dark - but my Mom says "make it clear it only lasted half a nonosecond" - whatever that is.
After I help Mom I wait by the door for Dad to come home. Then I get tired and need to sit on the sofa and relax - just like my Dad does.


One day Mom and Dad took me and Einstein for a ride in the car. I like the car. We go fun places. We went a long way to visit some people. They live in the country. They have lots of room to run and lots of grass. And they have a fun thing that they ride around on and drink beer. Its fun to clime on too!


I like to carry things around in my mouth. Specially when I get excited. My Mom bought me this neat green toy made of really hard stuff. She said maybe it would last longer than my other toys cuz I couldn't reck it. I recked it in 20 minuts. But I really like my ducky - its my favrit. I've had it a long time.




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