A little while ago a funny thing happend.   I got these funny feelings.  Kinda like I wanted to dance, but diffrunt.   I'd grab hold of Einstein and kinda get my little body going.   Then one day I woke up with this stupid thing round my neck.  I hate it.  I look stupid.   I guess I'd broked something cuz my mom says I'm fixed now.


That stupid thing was bad. I had an itch in my back end but couldn't get at it. And I couldn't sleep.  When it was off I slept lots.


I got all kindsa toys.  Some I like to chase. Some make noises.  I like that.   What I really like is to take toys apart.   I found this neat toy. It smelt good.  But dad said I couldn't have it.  He said it wasn't a shew-toy.  I thought it was.   We went to someplace called the distillry. We met this nice lady who makes stuff for dogs.  She says I dress up good.   I'm gonna get my own coat.  I liked this one cuz I look tuff.  But I think the one I'm getting is yellow.



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